Thou Shall Not Covet The Chalayan Multicolored Speed Flare Cotton Dress…Oooh, But I Neeeeeed It!

Beloved spiritual leader, Carrie Bradshaw, famously once said…”I like my money right where I can see it…hangin’ in my closet.” Oh Carrie, you’re like my fashion Yoda. Wise are you so. If my closet… Continue reading

Why Redheads Should Get Dibs on Turquoise

Redheads have it rough. Oh sure, blondes have to put up with all the dumb-blonde jokes and brunettes are constantly trying to prove that they indeed can have just as much fun as the golden-locked… Continue reading

If Your Guy is Ringing in the New Year Drinking THIS…DUMP HIM…IMMEDIATELY!

We’ve all heard our fair share of bizarre beverages: – The bacon-flavored vodka…the pickle-flavored vodka…the PB&J-flavored vodka!…the donut-flavored vodka!!!…(uh-oh… this is making me hungry. There must be something wrong with me. Erlack! Food and alcohol MUST. REMAIN.… Continue reading

2012 in review – My Annual Blog Profile!

The stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog. Here’s an excerpt: 600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 9,000 views in… Continue reading

Nicole Kidman takes on the role of Grace Kelly

Fairytales have the sad rep of being too good to be true, and every time we (female kind) start daydreaming about our own “happily ever afters,” that cruel, nasty heartbreaker (reality) reminds us… Continue reading

I’ll Have My Wine and Wear it Too

Every once and a while, something special comes into a girl’s life that seems to make everything complete. Ladies, feast your eyes on Volére wine – boxed wine in the shape of a…HANDBAG! It… Continue reading

Why Victoria Beckham will always be my favorite Spice Girl

If you’re anything like me, whenever you hear a celebrity announce that he or she is starting his or her own clothing line, you find it extremely difficult to prevent an uncontrollable eye… Continue reading

JLaw’s new hair is so gorgey I want to weep!

You love Jennifer Lawrence. I love Jennifer Lawrence. Nicholas Hoult (her unbelievably good-looking British bf) loves Jennifer Lawrence. WE ALL LOVE JENNIFER LAWRENCE! She’s freaking KATNISS EVERDEEN for braid’s-sake! Which means she’s badass.… Continue reading

What’s Better Than A Ghost Story? A CELEBRITY One!

I loooooove ghost stories, and I believe in them as much as I believe in aliens (which do exist and they are coming for us, people!) I’ve never come across any ghosts…knock on wood!…but… Continue reading

Meet Every Zit’s Greatest Enemy: Nelsons Pure and Clear Acne Gel (Recommended by Goddess Gisele)

Hello! Hello! Just returned from a bit of a skin hiatus. About a week ago it came that time again (much much much too soon really) when my skin goes into a nervy spaz… Continue reading