New Movie: Farewell, My Queen (Spoiler: Marie Antoinette’s a Lesbian!)

The famous (or rather infamous) 18th-century French queen, Marie Antoinette has been called many things. The Frenchies, during her rule, referred to her as greedy, deceitful, a gambler, and a…umm…well…a class A bitch.… Continue reading

My Songs on Repeat

Rule of thumb regarding new, good tuneage: Don’t overplay. Well, rules are meant to be broken. These are my new favorite songs that I have on repeat. Feel free to have a listen.… Continue reading

New Music from Beach House

When I first heard Beach House, I filed them under the musical category, “relax” on my iPod. I listened to them when I was sleepy, and dubbed them my lullaby band. That is,… Continue reading

Miley Cyrus is ENGAGED! What the what?!

Okay, Miley, I get it. If Liam Hemsworth was my boyfriend…well, actually, if Liam Hemsworth was even remotely interested in me…I’d be trying to lock that down, too. He gorgeous. He’s Australian. He has… Continue reading

The Sock Bun

The other day, I was walking down the street, minding my own beauty business when an older woman walking past stopped me and said, “I love your sock bun!” I beamed at her,… Continue reading

Snow White and the Huntsman, a.k.a. Snow White and the Eyebrows

Here are my three favorite things about the new film, Snow White and the Huntsman: 1. Chris Hemsworth (for reasons related to god-like hotness). 2. Charlize Theron’s “evil queen” costumes (for reasons related to… Continue reading

New Movie: To Rome With Love

How’s this for a cast…Penélope Cruz, Ellen Page, Jesse Eisenberg, Alec Baldwin, Alison Pill, Roberto Benigni (from the bawl-your-eyes-out classic Life is Beautiful), and of course, the director and star of the film, the… Continue reading

Man Oh Man, I Love Smelling Like a Man!

Today I made the wise decision to quit my temporary role as Sasquatch and shave my legs. Until I can afford God’s gift, a brilliant little invention called laser hair removal, I must… Continue reading

TSwift as…Joni Mitchell?!

Remember that heartbreaking scene in Love Actually when Emma Thompson’s character finds a really lovely and expensive gold necklace in her husband’s (Alan Rickman) coat pocket and she thinks it’s for her but in fact… Continue reading

Timing is Everything

I like to photobomb as much as I possibly can. It brings a sense of artistry and spontaneity to an otherwise undoubtedly lame Facebook photo. You’re welcome, people! But photobombing is all about… Continue reading